Let's say you've been dreaming of this trip for years. More than that, actually. Let's say that whether you knew it or not, you've been dreaming of this trip for most of your life.

Although one might deduce Buenos Aires has caused all of our illnesses, in doing so, one would also fail miserably in the section of the SAT where they test syllogisms. (Remember those? X leads to A, so A must lead to X? Yeah, I don't remember them either.)

Among the wildlife you can see on the peninsula is the armadillo: they’re everywhere, absolutely adorable and a lot hairier than you might expect. One of them had evidently run across Stuart’s path, so he had fired up his camera and chased after it.

The penguins were as amazing as we'd hoped. There were over one hundred thousand of them at Punta Tombo (being the largest colony outside of Antarctica), walking all around us. They were molting, and it seemed that some of them were allergic to their feathers: everywhere we were surrounded by the sounds of penguins sneezing. It was adorable.

There's a place in Argentina called Peninsula Valdes. The killer whales there do something that they don't do anywhere else.